A WordPress theme built with clean, validated HTML5, and absolutely no widgets. Not only is it capable of both regular text posts and over-sized images, but the non-conformity it offers with its garrish left-align format will make hipsters jealous of your blog.

LEFT5 is currently in active use at both Loupe and EndofWeb. You can download the theme here. Short instructions are included, but you should really have a bit of experience with HTML and CSS to use this theme.

LEFT5 -- Because widgets are making WordPress blogs look like MySpace.